By B's Blog
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01 Dec, 2016
Hello There, Today on the blog I’m interviewing my good friend and fellow Elder, Jayson Masters. I call him J for short, others call him Jay, and the female population refers to him frequently as Oh God. He had an excellent teacher, ladies. Me. B: Welcome to my blog. Please introduce yourself to the internet. J: Hi “internet”. I’m Jayson, call me Jay. Oh, they know about us right? B: We’ve had the immortals exist conversation, yes. J: Cool. So yeah, I’m a Hydraian, one of the oldest, known as an Elder here on the island, and I have a few interesting talents that extend well to the bedroom. B: Excellent segue. Shall we get started with the basics? J: Yup. Hit me with it. B: Favorite position? J: Any and all of the above. B: Of course, but if you had to choose one, what would it be? J: I should be allowed to choose two, but to make you happy, I’ll go with the curled angel. Women seem to love it. B: Hmm, yes, I’m picturing a ménage à trois in that position. Definitely perfect for a man who can be in two places at once. But moving on from that fantasy, describe your ideal bed partner. J: The three F’s: Flexible, fun and fanciful. B: Femme fatale? J: Obviously. B: Any particular look you prefer over others? J: I’m a sucker for a hot redhead. B: I know a few. J: Let me rephrase. A hot redhead you haven’t taken to bed. B: Yes, I would worry about me as competition as well, but back to the task at hand, favorite food in bed? J: I don’t consider you competition and pizza. B: With a response like that, I can see why you don’t consider me competition. I’m clearly way beyond your league. Pizza, J? J: I believe you’re the one who says all food can be sexy if you apply it right. B: And I stand by that rule, but come on man, any food in bed and you pick pizza? J: Okay, more specifically, man pizza. B: I don’t even know what to do with that. Last question. Ideal date? And do not say an Italian restaurant or I will send you back to training school. J: You wish you could send me back, and Rome is the perfect locale for a date. Excluding that, my ideal date would be at home. A romantic dinner and wine in close proximity to the pool and my bedroom. Perfect for any activity she’s into, dessert included. B: You would probably make pizza. J: Dude, you love my homemade pizza. B: I don’t want it in my bed. J: Because you’re clearly not doing it right. B: Yeah, next time I’m interviewing Luc. He’s far more inventive. J: He’ll just say waffles. B: Yes, and syrup is a delicious bed component. J: I won’t argue that. B: Good. At least we agree on something. By the way, I’m posting that picture of you and Clara from Wakefield’s gala last year. It’s hot and I like it more than your pool profile photo. J: Still can’t find one of me shirtless? B: Oh I have several, but I like a little mystery. And Ladies, just a hint, you’ll love what’s beneath the clothes. That’s all for now, friends. Until next time, misbehave and indulge in your deepest desires. Post pictures. Love, -B